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No Churchman Am I


No Churchman am I for to rail and to write, 
No Statesman nor Soldier to plot or to fight, 
No sly Man of business contriving a snare, 
For a big-belly'd bottle's the whole of my care.

The Peer I don't envy, I give him his bow; 
I scorn not the Peasant, tho' ever so low; 
But a club of good fellows, like those that are here, 
And a bottle like this, are my glory and care.

Here passes the Squire on his brother--his horse; 
There Centum per Centum, the Cit with his purse; 
But see you the Crown how it waves in the air, 
There a big-belly'd bottle still eases my care.

The wife of my bossom, alas! She did die; 
For sweet consolation to church I did fly; 
I found that old Solomon proved it fair, 
That a big-belly'd bottle's a cure for all care.

I once was persuaded a venture to make; 
A letter inform'd me that all was to wreck; 
But the pursy old landlord just waddl'd up stairs, 
With a glorious bottle that ended my cares.

Life's cares they are comforts' --a maxim laid down 
By the Bard, what d'ya call, that wore the black gown; 
And faith I agree with th' old prig to a hair; 
For a big-belly'd bottle's a heaven of care.

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